The only thing eventful that happened today is that I bit into my banana and it was crunchy. Bananas are supposed to be soft and smooth. Bananas are not supposed to be crunchy. You do not want to know what I found in my banana. Nor do I want to think any further about what was inside my banana. So I’ve made an executive decision: I shall not write in this blog what was in my banana.
Let’s all just forget about what was in my banana.